Sunday, March 20, 2016

Audio Giveaway: Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed




Hey everyone.. Do I have a super cool treat for you!

Author Lance Carbuncle has given us 
10 audible download codes 
of his first novel








The jacket copy:

Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape. 



What I say:

Madness. Mayhem. Hitchhiking Christian Terrorists. Crazy Pedros. An exploding sombrero. Ziplocked frozen poo. A Clubfoot musician who never stops playing his guitar. And his faithful dog Idjit, relaying important information to him through his dreams. Not to mention a reference to Shaun of the Dead....my all time favorite movie ever!!!

This book is a must read! Carbuncles creative use of footnotes -alone- should be enough for you to want to take a peek. 



Sample the audio here: 





The giveaway will run through March 27th
The 10 winners will be announced here and in the goodreads group on March 28th.





Here's how to enter:


1 - Leave a comment here or in the giveaway thread over at TNBBC on goodreads stating that you will publish a review of the audio book - for better or worse -  on goodreads (and any other place your wonderful heart desires!). Only commenters who promise to review the audio will be entered to win. 

ONLY COMMENT ONCE. MULTIPLE COMMENTS DO NOT GAIN YOU ADDITIONAL CHANCES TO WIN.

2 - Your comment must have a way to contact you (email is preferred). 


GOOD LUCK!



*This giveaway is not part of our Author/Reader Discussion series. 

2 comments:

  1. Oh, my gosh! This book sounds great!

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    1. Mel, it's really freakin' hilarious. Carbuncle is a pisser : )

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