In this installment of Page 69,
we put Mandy De Sandra's A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest to the test
Ok, Mandy set up Page 69 for us?
It is at the end of chapter 14. Sadly there is not much sex,
but this is a pivotal point in the plot. One of the protagonists, Greg Gutfeld,
learns that the deviant sex drug has infected the Fox News water supply because
Fox News is having special guests Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, and Glenn Beck
at the studio. Greg Gutfeld wants to make sure they don’t get infected with the
deviant sex drug and turn into sex maniacs like other Fox News anchors. It is
also the literal and figurative climax of the foursome between Ted Cruz, Gene
Simmons, Geraldo, and Taylor Swift.
What is A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest: Where The News Cums
Hard about?
Liberal Terrorists working with teamsters have drugged Fox
News Studios Water! A drug designed by Left Wing scientists makes all who ingest
it act out in extreme sexual deviant behavior. It is not only spread by
ingesting the water, but also spreads through bodily fluids. Now all the
anchors of America’s most trusted news network are becoming deviants acting out
on their most wild and repressed fantasies. The few who have not been drugged
including Greg Gutfeld, Bob Beckel, and John Stossel try to stop the drug from
spreading before the O'Reilly Factor becomes A Fair & Balanced Fuck Fest.
Do you think this page gives our readers an accurate sense
of what the novella is about? Does it align itself with the novella’s theme?
Yes and no. There is not much gonzo-style sex in the scene
and it involves two non-political celebrities. Yet, it shows there is a plot to
go along with the gonzo sex scenes, which I think always helps make for better
porn, I mean Erotica. Overall, I think there are 400 political sex metaphors in
the novella and I am sad there are not any on page 69.
The theme is when you repress your sexuality and use
politics as entertainment you are just fucking yourself. Also, I don’t like
their politics but I would love to have sex with a lot of the Fox News anchors.
I have a huge crush on Greg Gutfeld; he is my little sexy man.
PS I love Taylor Swift. I didn’t want her in the book but my
muse did. I answer to her or she whips me.
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Mandy De Sandra is Erotica writer inspired by Bizarro
Fiction and the sexy boys of South Park. She published her two novelettes: “The
Maskerade Ball of DC: Where Masker Men, Become A Real Cinderella…to Men &
Women of Power” and “Kirk Cameron & The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick”. She works for the Dept. of Labor in the day
and writes naughty stories at night. She enjoys gardening, The Greg Gutfeld
Show, and baking for her man and their swinging friends. “A Fair & Balanced
Fuckfest: Where The News Cums Hard” will be her first novella.
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