Jessica McHugh's
Would You Rather
Would you rather write an entire book with your feet or with
your tongue?
As I have somewhat prehensile feet, it would be much easier
to write a book with my feet. Therefore, I choose tongue. When it comes to
writing, I dig the difficulty.
Would you rather have one giant bestseller or a long string
of moderate sellers?
I’d prefer a long string of moderate sellers so the
paparazzo won’t hound me. I don’t look great in candid pictures.
Would you rather be a well known author now or be considered
a literary genius after you’re dead?
Now, please. I don’t need to afford beer when I’m dead.
Would you rather write a book without using conjunctions or
have every sentence of your book begin with one?
Considering this reply would sound ludicrous starting with a
conjunction, I’ll choose writing without them.
Would you rather have every word of your favorite novel
tattooed on your skin or always playing as an audio in the background for the
rest of your life?
I’d have the entirety of “The Phantom Tollbooth” tattooed on
me without a second thought.
Would you rather write a book you truly believe in and have
no one read it or write a crappy book that comprises everything you believe in
and have it become an overnight success?
If I wrote a book I didn’t believe in, I’d burn it and go
back to my high-paying, benefitted, science job.
Would you rather write a plot twist you hated or write a
character you hated?
Plot twist. A character I hate isn’t even worth the ink to
pen a good death—only a violent delete.
Would you rather use your skin as paper or your blood as
ink?
Either way, I’d run out of raw materials pretty fast, but at
least I’d still be alive after using my skin as paper.
Would you rather become a character in your novel or have
your characters escape the page and reenact the novel in real life?
Yipes, that depends on the novel. Honestly, I don’t think
I’d like to be any of my characters because most of them are put through wringers
I wouldn’t want to squish me.
Would you rather write without using punctuation and
capitalization or without using words that contained the letter E?
I could live without capitalization, but I’d go mad without
punctuation, so I think I’d rather sacrifice E-lettered words.
Would you rather have schools teach your book or ban your
book?
Ban it. It’ll sell more copies.
Would you rather be forced to listen to Ayn Rand bloviate
for an hour or be hit on by an angry Dylan Thomas?
As soon as I saw “Ayn Rand,” I knew I wouldn’t choose that
option. Give me your best shot, Dylan.
Would you rather be reduced to speaking only in haiku or be
capable of only writing in haiku?
Speaking in haiku. Maybe it would help me shut up more
often.
Would you rather be
stuck on an island with only the 50 Shades Series or a series in a language you
couldn’t read?
I can’t believe I’m
saying this, but I’d probably choose Fifty Shades, just for comic value.
Would you rather critics rip your book apart publicly or
never talk about it at all?
Rip my book apart. Be my guest. There’s no such thing as bad
press.
Would you rather have everything you think automatically
appear on your Twitter feed or have a voice in your head narrate your every
move?
Voice in my head.
Would you rather give up your computer or pens and paper?
I’d give up my computer in a second over pens/paper. It
would cut out 8000 internet distractions.
Would you rather write an entire novel standing on your
tippy-toes or laying down flat on your back?
Laying down. I recently hurt my back and had to do just
that. Astronaut pens make it a piece of pineapple upside-down cake.
Would you rather read naked in front of a packed room or
have no one show up to your reading?
Am I standing behind a podium? In that case, I’m fine being
naked. Otherwise…eh, I’d still choose naked.
Would you
rather read a book that is written poorly but has an excellent story, or read
one with weak content but is written well?
Excellent story, written poorly. In the other case, I’d just
watch a plotless action movie.
And here is Jessica's response to the question Pete Anderson asked her last week:
Would you rather be Holden Caulfield or Scout Finch?
I think I'd rather be Scout Finch, just because I'd be happier as a scrappy kid
than a grumpy teenager.
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Jessica helps us wrap up the Would You Rather series!
It's been great fun and I want to thank all of the authors who participated!!!
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Jessica McHugh is an
author of speculative fiction spanning the genre from horror and alternate
history to young adult. A member of the Horror Writers Association and a
2013 Pulp Ark nominee, she has devoted herself to novels,
short stories, poetry, and playwriting. Jessica has had thirteen books published
in five years, including her bestseller, "Rabbits in the Garden," and the
gritty coming-of-age thriller, "PINS." 2014 will see the release of three more
novels, including the start to her edgy YA series "The Darla Decker Diaries."
More info on her speculations and publications can be found
at JessicaMcHughBooks.com.